Camper Comic Gifts

"I hate crowded parks."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Campground Conductor

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Bear Recycling.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Mountain escalator.

Ants watching human invasion.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"Fire down."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'SHOP!!!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

Blame camp

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."