Campground Comic Gifts

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

I fart more than that!

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

The Moo-Walk

The biggest fish.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

"Fire down."

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

Bull chasing campers, "You and your camping holidays for fresh air and excersize!"

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

Zombie Camping Menu Planning