Camping Comic Appreciator Gifts

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'I realize you like to baby your motorcycle, but shouldn't WE be sleeping in the tent?'

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'I hate reruns.'

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

Heaven's Way

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Pete Bog

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"