Countryside Comic Gifts

Horse bite.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Get on with it!

A Venus cow trap.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Static cling."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

Mummy?!

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Car Journey.