Countryside Comic Mugs

Horse bite.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I fart more than that!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

A Venus cow trap.

"Static cling."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

An English Gold Field

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Mummy?!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Tree Squirrel

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Car Journey.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."