Countryside Comedian Mugs

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

Jaeger

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COWS: Spare cow

Tropical Cow Tank

A centi-stampede.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"I stink... therefore, I am."