Countryside Comedian Pillows

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

Jaeger

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A Venus cow trap.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

COWS: Spare cow

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

A centi-stampede.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Can you milk a cow?"