Rural Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

COWS: Spare cow

Early American Think tank

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Close, but no cigar!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Can you milk a cow?"

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"This is the life eh.?"