Lover Of Rural Humor Pillows

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Sometimes Bessy still wondered if not going to Chicago on the cattle car with the others had been best.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Got any cud flavour?'

'It's got all the original features.'