Rural Humor Lover Pillows

"Not only is the grass greener but we get free Wi-Fi too!"

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

'It's got all the original features.'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

'With the sensitivity you've developed in your fingertips...

Nice six-pack!

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

"Ok, ok. I just can't figure it out. How did old MacDonald know that we were gonna get in the grain shed? If I didn't know better I'd say someone squealed."

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Sure, I get lonely...But I keep myself busy!

What am I...a performing seal?!

POOP-ANGEL!

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'Got any cud flavour?'

Aaaah! I love a happy ending!

'Harriet doesn't have to bring iced tea to the field anymore, but now I have to carry change.'

A apt cow traffic sign

Consenting Cows.

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"