Rural Humor Appreciator Pillows

Keep off the grass

Cow with horns and teets reversed.

'This always stops the scours...

Exit active 24 hours.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Early American Think tank

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

COWS: Spare cow

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Close, but no cigar!

'Got any cud flavour?'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)