Holiday Camp Lover Gifts

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Harsh Mellows.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'I love holidays!'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

So glad you could make it!

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Tree piercings.