Holiday Camp Lover Gifts

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Harsh Mellows.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'I love holidays!'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

So glad you could make it!

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."