Holiday Camp Frequenter Gifts

Knobbly knees champion

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

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