Holiday Camp Fan Gifts

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Broomstick crash.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Devi's brew?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Monster Self-Help

Classic Emojis for sale.

"We should start wearing masks."

Easter Candy Island.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Automatic swing machine

Death Beggar

Witches at a cauldron.

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

public toilet in the woods

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Tupperware Wolf