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"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Broomstick crash.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Devi's brew?"

"We should start wearing masks."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Monster Self-Help

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Automatic swing machine

Remember to lash from the outside!

Witches at a cauldron.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Death Beggar

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

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'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"It's much cheaper than hotels."