Summer Camp Fan Gifts

"The new kid seems to be more homesick than the usual campers."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Building a Shelter

Sunbathing in the park

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

public toilet in the woods

Local, free-range bug juice.

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

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