Summer Camp Lover Gifts

Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp

Idea Not Used For The Scuba Pools At Adventure Camp

"The summer camp theme this year was pirates, but die to all the rain and flooding. It's now submarine camp!"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

His New Grillfriend

Harsh Mellows.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Global Warming.