Scout Camp Lover Gifts

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Harsh Mellows.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Ranch Dressing

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Go to Daddy!'

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Larry Grayson.

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'