Scout Camp Lover Gifts

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Harsh Mellows.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Ranch Dressing

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'Go to Daddy!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'