Talent Scout Lover Gifts

'As a department manager, it's my job to find out my staff members' talents and to appoint them to the place they're best at.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"That's my novel."

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

Brownie Points

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."