Talent Scout Lover Gifts

'As a department manager, it's my job to find out my staff members' talents and to appoint them to the place they're best at.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Brownie Points

"That's my novel."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

Jealousy

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."