Talent Scout In The Making Gifts

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Whatever works for you.

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

Sign Him.

"The guy's a natural!"

Brownie Points

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.