Scouting Superstar Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Brownie Points

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Looks like you get can't wait to get back to camp!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Exam

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Giraffe Portrait

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Future Wrestler

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"That's my novel."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."