Scouting Guru Gifts

Another Rookie Mistake

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

School trip little porters.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Nice park. . .

Beware of Everything

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'