Scout Enthusiast Gifts

'Before I can escort you across the street...'

'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Yes, but is it fully costed?"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Oi, mister, want this rubble carting away?'

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Spy Satellite

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.