Scouting Enthusiasts Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'

Since when do they give merit badges for gynecology?

Lord Baden-Powell

'Good scout, bad scout.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Earth Reset Button.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Bike Rides

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'