Scouting Enthusiasts Pillows

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Since when do they give merit badges for gynecology?

Lord Baden-Powell

'Good scout, bad scout.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Whatever works for you.

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Earth Reset Button.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Bike Rides

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'