Scouting Enthusiast Gifts

"Phew, lady - we made it!"

"Eagle Scout is not enough, son - you've got to learn a trade."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"Merit badges? And all this time I thought they were app icons."

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

"I'm helping the scouts with requirements on this campout."

"Well, it's not really called the Thumb Carving Merit Badge, but we'll accept that!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Wouldn't you rather be helped across the street by a girl instead of a stinky old boy..."

"He ...! Girls can now join the boy scouts. wanna sign up...?"

"Help you swipe your credit card, Ma'am?"

'Man does not live by Merit Badges alone, Sweetie.'

'If your daughter can join my son's boy scouts, then I can be a girl scout den mother.'

'Boy scout merit badges.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'And this one is for attempting to keep up with the times.'

Boy scout saluting soldier.

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'Bob-a-job's an old fashioned term. These days we call it 'thirty quid-a-job'.'

'What's wrong with him? He got lost and was found by a troop of girl guides.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Whatever works for you.