Scouts Gifts

'What's wrong with him? He got lost and was found by a troop of girl guides.'

Reindeer Rest Stop

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Whatever works for you.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"