Scout Gifts

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

I got this merit badge for helping a little old lady across the internet.

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Sir! The scout says there are 4000 Zulus on their way.'

'Are you any good at untying knots'

"'Round these parts, you'd be plum crazy not to use a reliable search injun."

"I love my job: The nest is so crowded, being a scout gives me a chance to savour a bit of solitude..."

"Can you help me cross the road, please?"

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

"Ho, Ho, Wow! Orienteering to the north pole! Amazing!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'