Army Scout Gifts

'Some scout he is!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.