Joining Scouts Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Always be prepared."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Scouts made this for me

"Always be prepared."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Whatever works for you.