Joining Scouts Mugs

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Always be prepared."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Scouts made this for me

"Always be prepared."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'