Scouting Mugs

'Before I can escort you across the street...'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

'Put it back and go and collect some proper firewood!'

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

Both boy scout and little old lady are run over while boy scout helped the little old lady cross the street.

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'

Whatever works for you.

"Phew, lady - we made it!"

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

"Eagle Scout is not enough, son - you've got to learn a trade."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Boy Scout Camp.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'

'There's a scout outside to see you.' - 'Great.'

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'I guess we've run out of patrol!'

I got this merit badge for helping a little old lady across the internet.

"Merit badges? And all this time I thought they were app icons."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'

'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'