Scouting Pillows

'Before I can escort you across the street...'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

'Put it back and go and collect some proper firewood!'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

Both boy scout and little old lady are run over while boy scout helped the little old lady cross the street.

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

Whatever works for you.

'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'

"Phew, lady - we made it!"

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'First the planes will lay down a heavy aroma of thin mints throughout the town. Then we'll sweep in and sell cookies like mad!'

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

'There's a scout outside to see you.' - 'Great.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

Boy Scout Camp.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

"Eagle Scout is not enough, son - you've got to learn a trade."

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Merit badges? And all this time I thought they were app icons."

A salute of scouts

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'