Sports Scout Pillows

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

The Other Cooperstown

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Centaur Forward

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'The Torch Holder'.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'