Sports Scout Pillows

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

The Other Cooperstown

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Centaur Forward

'...I don't like your chances!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'The Torch Holder'.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'