Simulation Scout Gifts

Virtual Reality Experience. Go ahead without me and tell me all about it later --- I'll get my virtual reality vicariously.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'