Simulation Seeker Gifts

Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.

Virtual Reality Seminar. Information. What's "Virtual Reality"? What would you like it to be?

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I have the inescapable feeling we're in some sort of simulation."

Ancient Racing

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Crab with a clown face.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Gulliver's other travels.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Computer Controlled Car

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Walking To School Simulator

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Cow outboard engine

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

Pamplona 500

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"