Simulation Enthusiast Gifts

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

mars is flat.

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Scranton the Ride

Wii Childbirth

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Flight simulator

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."