School Simulation Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Walking To School Simulator

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"