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'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

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"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

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"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

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"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."