Simulator Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Dammit! Is this going to happen everytime I mention the new 'Walkies' Sim Game?"

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Model Building

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

The Power of 3D Glasses.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

'Wow! What graphics!'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

Consoles.

Volumetric

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

mars is flat.

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Virtual Reality Check

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

'Model Aircraft.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.