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"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Virtual reality platform.

Wii Childbirth

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Judit Masco

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

Train ride simulator.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.