Simulators T-Shirts

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Walking To School Simulator

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Scranton the Ride

mars is flat.

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Wii Childbirth

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Flight simulator

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

"We've had budget cutbacks since your last session of flight simulation."

2020 Simulator

"I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors."