Simulator Adventurer T-Shirts

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Child in a bear suit.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Walking To School Simulator

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

Arcarde Patrol

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.