Scenario Simulator T-Shirts

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Worry tank

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"It's kittens."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Knight in the Elevator

Scranton the Ride

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

Air boulder.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Flight simulator

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."