Society Simulator T-Shirts

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Call me!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

Walking To School Simulator

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Larry David

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'