Society Simulator Mugs

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Call me!"

"How is it in Russia?"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Walking To School Simulator

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Larry David

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.