Society Mugs

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'

The end of the economy is coming!

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Society for Asking Stupid Questions

"I love the middle class, with their values and everything."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

'Ex lawyer, will work for millions.'

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"The number of youngsters getting involved in petty crime has gone through the roof!"

"I need to boycott something that won't inconvenience me."

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'...and this is Stephanie, my flat-mate'

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'Society hates bullies, son... Except for grown-up ones with money. For some reason they're okay.

Normal scale

'Id like to care, but really. . . who has the time?'

"Feel like a contributing member of society."

'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'

"Shareholders are complaining that there are no women on The Board - so who'd like to have a sex change op?"

Handicapped Parking.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'

Too much sovereign debt.

Statues have been removed because there are no heroes any more.

Humble beginings vs. Silver spoon in mouth

'The silver spoon in my mouth turned out to be a clever plastic replica.'

Pre man, Modern man, Post man

"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!"

"I'm afraid we do rather make people jump through hoops for disability benefits."

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.