Society And Class Mugs

'I don't get it, what's so new about a cashless society?'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How is it in Russia?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Caution Bullet Ahead

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Disparate housewives.

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Aging population in Cuba

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."