Society T-Shirts

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'

The end of the economy is coming!

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Society for Asking Stupid Questions

"I love the middle class, with their values and everything."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"I need to boycott something that won't inconvenience me."

"The number of youngsters getting involved in petty crime has gone through the roof!"

'Ex lawyer, will work for millions.'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'...and this is Stephanie, my flat-mate'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Normal scale

'Society hates bullies, son... Except for grown-up ones with money. For some reason they're okay.

"Feel like a contributing member of society."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Id like to care, but really. . . who has the time?'

'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'

'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'

Handicapped Parking.

"Shareholders are complaining that there are no women on The Board - so who'd like to have a sex change op?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

'The silver spoon in my mouth turned out to be a clever plastic replica.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Humble beginings vs. Silver spoon in mouth

Clubland: Belly Button Night

Pre man, Modern man, Post man

"Pecking order's not what it used to be."

Statues have been removed because there are no heroes any more.

"I'm afraid we do rather make people jump through hoops for disability benefits."