Simulation Strategist T-Shirts

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Hockey Season.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Tetris Rejects

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"There's a tell."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

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